The One Sentence That Seduces Each Zodiac Sign


“I want to hold you tight and spank you hard.”


“I’m in the mood to cuddle — but I can’t promise it won’t turn into anything more than that.”


“Want to come over for a glass of wine, a back massage, and the wildest sex of your life?”


“I’m wearing that cologne you love.”

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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“I keep picturing you naked, in my bed, orgasming against my tongue.”


“The sexiest thing about you is when you look at me like that.”


“Seeing you smile is such a turn-on.”


“I can’t stop thinking about running my thumb across those soft lips of yours.”


“I had a dream about you last night… But you look even hotter in real life.”


“I’ve never been this turned on by someone’s mind before.”


“Anything you want, I’ll make it happen tonight.”


“I don’t mean to sound impatient, but I can’t wait another second to see what’s under that dress.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

About the author

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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