17 Thoughts Girls Have When You Go Down On Them

1.

“Do you know where my clitoris is?”

2.

“Please don’t look up at me”

3.

“That, but not there”

4.

“There, but not that”

5.

“Are you spelling the alphabet?”

6.

“Where did you learn to be so good at this?”

7.

“Who let you be so bad at this?”

8.

“Did you just spit on it?”

9.

“Why are you biting-“

10.

“Do not suck on that-“

11.

“Um, this is going to take forever. You prepared for that?”

12.

“I am concentrating on an orgasm so hard rn this is the most focused I’ve ever been in my life.”

13.

“Also tho I really need to do laundry-“

14.

“There! No, not there! Yes, there! There! There! WHY DID YOU STOP GOING THERE”

15.

“Oh my God, no-“

16.

“YES!”

17.

*no. thoughts. whatsoever. yes.*

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